my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I understand Curling. That high.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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