butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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