idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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