He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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