Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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