Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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