PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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