i already hear my dad disowning me
He is an equal opportunity slut.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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