there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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