It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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