coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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