I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
