Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
In America we eat man semen.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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