if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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