school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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