I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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