Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
