Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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