used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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