Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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