she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
