Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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