windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
