This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize