This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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