Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
this hospital has no fireball
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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