Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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