This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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