I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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