it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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