So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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