i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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