You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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