I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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