Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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