I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I supernannyed him into submission
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize