would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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