Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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