how can u be prego again
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Randomize
