He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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