Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(616): View more from Michigan

who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss

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(225): View more from Louisiana

i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels

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(408): View more from California

Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this

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(207): View more from Maine

I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.

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(801): View more from Utah

Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?

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(213): View more from California

You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40

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(503): View more from Oregon

Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?

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