meet me or not, i'm out of control
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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