her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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