it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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