Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Randomize
