About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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