champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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