She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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