For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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