We're facebook friends in real life
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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