real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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