i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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