i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I would ride that face into the sunset
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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