Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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