Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
We're too hungover to prance.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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