you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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