I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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